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it’s weird how everyone’s house has a special house smell and the family living there doesn’t notice at all but when you first walk in it’s like getting slapped in the nose with some weird brand of laundry detergent what’s up with that
someone has finally articulated what I have been thinking for so long
shitshitshitshitshitshitshit. Five facts. WHAT DO.
1. I am allergic to Doritos, almonds (among other nuts), bees (and others of that ilk), aaand…I think that’s it. Maybe. Oh, and possibly crabs.
2. 99% of the time, when asked for my race/ethnicity on any standardized/legal form, I will check ‘other’ and write in ‘Halfrican’.
3. My track record would have you believe I prefer blondes, but nothing could be farther from the truth. I have a burning passion for dark-haired women. They’re dangerously adorable. I dig it.
4. In elementary school, I held a ‘record’ for being able to scarf down an entire ice cream sandwich in two seconds (swallowed and all) without getting a brainfreeze. I was a weird kid.
5. I’m a pretty good masseuse, so i’m told. Not particularly shy about who, or where on the body. It’s fun, really. I like helping people relax.
And now you all know a little more about me. Congrats.